Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
McRib is Back by Jonathan Devis
His teacher told him to take art more seriously… and here is his rebuttal on his final project.
teachers who complain about grading work
Norman: My mom usually makes vegetarian food for me, but I can’t avoid dad’s summer barbecues…
I CANT SOTP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST BLOG
tbh these would make awesome FOB song titles:
- Perhaps One Could Point Out How I Like Pretty Much Everybody And Even I Don’t Like You
- You’re just a Reality Star Nobody’s Wasting the Memory Stick on (You Went Straight to Washed Up)
- You’re Just The Card We Can See Up The Magician’s Sleeve
Bitch I can’t do well in school if you keep your damn kids here while I’m trying to study like wtf I missed out on 3 hours of studying because of your kids screaming and shit, if you really can’t watch your own kids have my grandma watch them at your own house shit
2nd most important visual of the day.
I will always reblog this